QuiT the creepin!

I hate it when people come up and try to sell you stuff especially at gas stations..especially gym memberships..
1) What are you sayin?.. I look like I need a gym? (this is true...but come on)
2) I've seen Dateline.. I'm not taking your handout.. HELLO Ether drug scams!!
And..why didn't you go to the man pumping gas to the left of me?
And why were you wearing sun glasses? It's OVERCAST...
And why do I feel like I have to tell a lie to get you to go away?!?
Why can't I just say "No thanks" and have you graciously walk away.. noooo you have to one up everything I say!
Thus making me say.. "I already go to a gym"..."It's a free gym"....all the way.. to "My husband built me a whole gym in my house so I never need a gym membership again" (this being what made him leave)
...Pathetic? Yes.. but so are you sir.. if I say I don't want the membership.. I DON'T WANT IT!

Oh yeah and.. ya be a creepa sir.. ya. be. a creepa!!!...