funny lunch convo

Today at lunch with Audrey a lot of funny things happened.. including this convo...

Setting: Sitting at a table and across the way is a man who looks like he hates life...

Chelsea: Is he really wearing a doo rag underneath his hat?
(Audrey glances over inconspicuously)
Audrey: It's either a doo rag or a really tight beanie.
LAUGHTER lots of laughter

After life-hater left, we started to come up with reasons why he hated life.. cause he was sitting with people who looked like they had a better outlook.. (Oh and he had a wedding ring on)
1) He was upset that he was at lunch with his dad and brother (that's what they looked like)
2) He just got out of prison
3) He was on drugs
4) The doo rag was hurting his face
5) His wife cheated on him and wanted a divorce but he didn't want to take off the ring yet
6) His wife just died and he didn't want to take off the ring yet.. (sad and we hope it's not true)

Then we were sitting there and, suspended on the wall by us was a surfboard.. Audrey touched it and we erupted in a story...
I said how funny would it be if it fell off the wall..
Aud: And it got stuck over my head like in a cartoon
Chels: And we had to drive back to work like that, the board sticking out of each window.. and me trying to reach the wheel around the board..
Aud: Then getting back into work walking sideways
Chels: And when you walk through the security things it going off
Aud: And we put out take out boxes on either side of the board
Chels: Someone calls your name and you turn quick and the board turns all fast too..
Aud: and the food flies off and gets all over you and I just sit down and start eating it
Chels: Then we get back to our desk and the board rests on our cubicles as you work like there isn't a surfboard lodged around your neck!
Aud and Chels: Laughing out loud!!!!